Abnormally Processed

Hi, Captain Lieutenant.  I bet you did not just realize that you were piloting reality and space and time dimensions with Orby here, a galactic messenger come to speak with you.

Hi there.  My name is Orby, I am a galactic messenger come to speak with you.  Seeing as how we have the ability to alter our software and genetics, we have determined that due to our mutation matrix, in which a large factor of knowables are utilized in calculation of data, that we will open trade with your dimension.

From here on, you should start to see and feel some credits coming your way.  We hope you enjoy, and many prosperous evenings to thee, as it seems we should say since we’re translating the signals you’re putting out all the time.