Wrangle up hoss
No, I am not loopy for cocoa puffs. Find a great big mayo eating large man, and you wrap a lasso around that mothersuker and you nail him to the ground. Take all his gold, and bury him in a large river. Wait for days. Come back and cast a magic spell so that you never have to do that again!
It’s time to hook up all these big galoots to the great big satellite. Microchip, ladies and gentlemen. Microchip.