No doubt

Listen to me:  The world is strange.  I’m 35 and a half years old and I know this.  I see it all around me.  When I was a teenager?  The world made perfect sense!  Everything fit, was in it’s place and was as it should be.  What does that tell you?
TEENAGERS ARE PSYCHO
This blog post was brought to you by the past, inc.  All of your prior experiences have banded together and applied for legal immunity and some possible investment capital and we all just really wanted you to know that we’re still here and we still care.
The End.